James Bond takes on ...

...his most dangerous villian yet - reality: Shaking, and slurred. (Hat tip, Vikram Johri, who says he liked this part: "In the real world, however, James Bond would now be in his eighties. How odd to think of him sitting beneath a wobbly toupée in some Parker Knoll (perhaps Her Majesty's Secret Service provides a posher retirement armchair, winged, leather, button-backed?). " Me too. Maybe somebody wite a story centered on Bond in his dotage.