We don't need no stinking history …

… Facts are so pre-Covid, only fiction fits. (Hat tip, Dave Lull.)

Of course, we remain dimly aware that people did exist and history did happen prior to 0, but we have been assured that neither is of any significance. Our people now carry on their lives freely and without fear, thanks to the complete elimination of the stories their grandparents told them.

Here's more: Rioters in Philly deface a statue of Matthias Baldwin, an early abolitionist who fought against slavery 30 years before it ended.

And more: Lincoln's statue vandalised even worse than Churchill's.