Slag Who Shagged Prince Jefri Archer . . .

. . . Out to Ruin Gorgon Ramsey . . . OMGasp! Not only that bombshell . . . er . . . this one . . .


. . . but? (See, restraint's good, no? No ifs, ands, nor butts about it.)

But? Science Admits Evolution Theory Wrong! PLUS? Barack Obama Tours "Axis of EVIL," not to mention that little nugget about the Illinois Zoo Selling Shit . . .

Do I look like a kidder? (I think Mz. Laura and yours unruly need to retire to the Dames' Smokin' Room . . . ah-h-h . . . :).)