Lovely up-lifters. Natch, my fave's the one about underpants (and, equally naturally, it's obvious these are youngsterish since, by the time boys and girls reach the age where they can drive, they generally refer to 'em as panties or shorts or something a little more "sophisticated").
One thing? How in the hell does one "accidentally staple" one's tongue to a wall? I mean, not one scenario crosses my mind where this might happen; plus, if the object involves experimenting with doing same, I wouldn't call the result "accidental." I'd call it insane.
Lovely up-lifters. Natch, my fave's the one about underpants (and, equally naturally, it's obvious these are youngsterish since, by the time boys and girls reach the age where they can drive, they generally refer to 'em as panties or shorts or something a little more "sophisticated").
ReplyDeleteOne thing? How in the hell does one "accidentally staple" one's tongue to a wall? I mean, not one scenario crosses my mind where this might happen; plus, if the object involves experimenting with doing same, I wouldn't call the result "accidental." I'd call it insane.