Actually, the Feynman ones were pretty good. LOL I've been reading his essays again, and the tone is right.
Why did the physicist cross the road?
Because in that one unique quantum state, his decision-tree was such that he crossed the road. In other quantum-state solutions, he did not. In still others, he was hit by a bus at high speed.
Actually, the Feynman ones were pretty good. LOL I've been reading his essays again, and the tone is right.
ReplyDeleteWhy did the physicist cross the road?
Because in that one unique quantum state, his decision-tree was such that he crossed the road. In other quantum-state solutions, he did not. In still others, he was hit by a bus at high speed.
Why did the Zen Buddhist cross the road?
To kill the Buddha.