But let's not understate the big achievements you've racked up during the 70 or so days you've actually spent on campus. The first, and perhaps finest accomplishment, is having persuaded your parents to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to extend your childhood for four years.
OK, now I see why the boomers are the most hated generation. If 35 years ago somebody had told me we'd be putting down the rising generation for sloth, lechery, boozing, etc., I'd have wondered whether I should call the student health center to report a bad drug trip.
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