TxtngHiku

Mashing up two totally contradictory things...one a timeless art form;the other a transient method of communicating:

 I C U B & I B

U 2; 4 U &

I = 1; not W

In compressed form:

ICUB&IB

U2; 4U&
I=1;notW

or 

ICUB&U2IB4U&I=1notW

Come to think of it, ancient Geek had no punctuation...and ancient Hebrew lacked punctuation and vowels...compressed writing there too...and I am not sure that all the witting since has approached the glory of the best of their works.

.I m sur u can do beter -- comnts r opn... ;)