That's fashion: you always have to be two steps ahead when everyone else takes up your old style!
Geez warn a guy will ya there may be kids in the room :)
You like pomes, don't you, Frank? Here's a pome for Frank:What is that thing on Frankie's bean?The oddest thing I've ever seen.His head seems wrapped in metal foil,The better during lit'ry toilTo ward off beams from alien spies?Or rather, pr'aps, from like-minded guysTo receive the beat of a different drumAnd march on his own till Kingdom Come?
Well, well, well -- and this is a guy who says he doesn't appreciate poetry. Pretty good, Melville. And so-called light verse is actually hard to write. I wrote some for the paper earlier this year in honor of the Royal wedding (I was asked to, believe it or not!). You've inspired me to post it.
Progressive lenses are basically no line bifocals. These lenses help in correcting your vision as well as at a distance which cannot be provided by the conventional bifocal lenses.