Although Frank's too modest to brag about this, regular readers of Books, Inq. will remember that Labor Day weekend heralds his annual telethon, a brave, never-ending fight against that leading killer of Americans - particularly in the age demographic of the poor sap pictured - natural causes. He's one of countless, pathetically grateful "Frank's kids". Can you honestly look at this face and not feel a tug at your heartstrings (and a slight rustling - as of fingers - in your hip pocket)?
Damn, Gene, you've gotten even fatter than before you were laid off! Where are you getting all the money for the food? You probably stole it from that rich bitch you were nailin' a fews months back. She could have at least sprung for a bigger hat to cover your oddly shaped head.
lauren, don't you that the photographer that toook those pics was paid for by the girl gene is sleeping with behind your back? she's a hot slut with whole lotta money, that is why he's banging her. she just cast his fat a** in her latest show. he sleeps around to get cast. get a clue. hes a user and is lyin to you.
Boy you're in sad shape there, Frank. You really need to go back to the Marcel Marceau greasepaint. This Waiting for Godot look just ain't you.
ReplyDeleteNot to worry, Ted. It's all makeup and lighting.
ReplyDeleteAlthough Frank's too modest to brag about this, regular readers of Books, Inq. will remember that Labor Day weekend heralds his annual telethon, a brave, never-ending fight against that leading killer of Americans - particularly in the age demographic of the poor sap pictured - natural causes.
ReplyDeleteHe's one of countless, pathetically grateful "Frank's kids".
Can you honestly look at this face and not feel a tug at your heartstrings (and a slight rustling - as of fingers - in your hip pocket)?
Is that our Gene d'Allesandro?
ReplyDeleteIt is, we believe, one of the many Gene d'Alessandro impersonators that have been proliferating around town
ReplyDeleteDamn, Gene, you've gotten even fatter than before you were laid off! Where are you getting all the money for the food? You probably stole it from that rich bitch you were nailin' a fews months back. She could have at least sprung for a bigger hat to cover your oddly shaped head.
ReplyDeleteVery charming as always Gene
ReplyDeletelauren, don't you that the photographer that toook those pics was paid for by the girl gene is sleeping with behind your back? she's a hot slut with whole lotta money, that is why he's banging her. she just cast his fat a** in her latest show. he sleeps around to get cast. get a clue. hes a user and is lyin to you.
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