Boy you're in sad shape there, Frank. You really need to go back to the Marcel Marceau greasepaint. This Waiting for Godot look just ain't you.
Not to worry, Ted. It's all makeup and lighting.
Although Frank's too modest to brag about this, regular readers of Books, Inq. will remember that Labor Day weekend heralds his annual telethon, a brave, never-ending fight against that leading killer of Americans - particularly in the age demographic of the poor sap pictured - natural causes. He's one of countless, pathetically grateful "Frank's kids". Can you honestly look at this face and not feel a tug at your heartstrings (and a slight rustling - as of fingers - in your hip pocket)?
Is that our Gene d'Allesandro?
It is, we believe, one of the many Gene d'Alessandro impersonators that have been proliferating around town
Damn, Gene, you've gotten even fatter than before you were laid off! Where are you getting all the money for the food? You probably stole it from that rich bitch you were nailin' a fews months back. She could have at least sprung for a bigger hat to cover your oddly shaped head.
Very charming as always Gene
lauren, don't you that the photographer that toook those pics was paid for by the girl gene is sleeping with behind your back? she's a hot slut with whole lotta money, that is why he's banging her. she just cast his fat a** in her latest show. he sleeps around to get cast. get a clue. hes a user and is lyin to you.