Friday, August 31, 2007

Please help ....


... will act for food.

8 comments:

  1. Boy you're in sad shape there, Frank. You really need to go back to the Marcel Marceau greasepaint. This Waiting for Godot look just ain't you.

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  2. Not to worry, Ted. It's all makeup and lighting.

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  3. John Brumfield2:15 PM

    Although Frank's too modest to brag about this, regular readers of Books, Inq. will remember that Labor Day weekend heralds his annual telethon, a brave, never-ending fight against that leading killer of Americans - particularly in the age demographic of the poor sap pictured - natural causes.
    He's one of countless, pathetically grateful "Frank's kids".
    Can you honestly look at this face and not feel a tug at your heartstrings (and a slight rustling - as of fingers - in your hip pocket)?

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  4. Susan B.3:53 PM

    Is that our Gene d'Allesandro?

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  5. It is, we believe, one of the many Gene d'Alessandro impersonators that have been proliferating around town

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  6. Anonymous11:23 PM

    Damn, Gene, you've gotten even fatter than before you were laid off! Where are you getting all the money for the food? You probably stole it from that rich bitch you were nailin' a fews months back. She could have at least sprung for a bigger hat to cover your oddly shaped head.

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  7. Lauren12:55 AM

    Very charming as always Gene

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  8. Anonymous9:23 PM

    lauren, don't you that the photographer that toook those pics was paid for by the girl gene is sleeping with behind your back? she's a hot slut with whole lotta money, that is why he's banging her. she just cast his fat a** in her latest show. he sleeps around to get cast. get a clue. hes a user and is lyin to you.

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