I love this stuff. Ever notice how newspapers regularly report that a car "collided" with a phone pole? Technically speaking the pole would have had to be in motion, so maybe this happened at the Scottish Games.
Several years ago a college newspaper reported on a vandalism incident on campus that "three men escaped in four cars." Maybe it was Halloween and one driver was a ghost.
My all time favorite, going back several years in my Chester County paper is when a defendant was reported to have appeared in court in a "three-piece shit." I kid you not. I sure hope the judge slapped him with a contempt charge.
LOL. That's a keeper, the shit one, Nannette; but, I went and read those on Maxine's PETRONA and, I swear, I had to compose myself to go and make a webpage because it's the end of the week and they're grrrreat! I hope everybody hits 'em. Too mush too good to miss 'em. (OMGasp, I'm sniggle-giggling again so helb moi, Lard . . .)
I love this stuff. Ever notice how newspapers regularly report that a car "collided" with a phone pole? Technically speaking the pole would have had to be in motion, so maybe this happened at the Scottish Games.
ReplyDeleteSeveral years ago a college newspaper reported on a vandalism incident on campus that "three men escaped in four cars." Maybe it was Halloween and one driver was a ghost.
My all time favorite, going back several years in my Chester County paper is when a defendant was reported to have appeared in court in a "three-piece shit." I kid you not. I sure hope the judge slapped him with a contempt charge.
LOL. That's a keeper, the shit one, Nannette; but, I went and read those on Maxine's PETRONA and, I swear, I had to compose myself to go and make a webpage because it's the end of the week and they're grrrreat! I hope everybody hits 'em. Too mush too good to miss 'em. (OMGasp, I'm sniggle-giggling again so helb moi, Lard . . .)
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