WTFs? Does this constitute a variation on The Ejaculation Proclamation?
"The pastor of a mega-church says he will challenge married congregants during his sermon Sunday to have sex for seven straight days – and he plans to practice [sic] what he preaches."
(Erm, uninterruptedly? What about eating, sleeping, and visiting the WC, for example? I don't know anyone who can hold it for seven days; well, maybe I do know someone; but, s/he failed to brag about it. Subliminally or, at least subtly, the use of the word "straight" speaks to Pastor Young's old-fogeyism, unfortunately.)