Friday, April 24, 2015

Back when the world started...

 [T]he origin of the anus
I heard an alternate story...So back when the world started, all the body parts were fighting over who should be in charge.  The heart said, "We should be in charge because we pump blood," the brain said "we should be in charge we think," and so on and so on. Meanwhile the asshole didn't say anything but quietly closed up.  After a day, the rest of the body parts started feeling queasy, after three days it started to feel sick and after five days all the rest of the body parts were begging the asshole to take over and just open back up.

And ever since then assholes have always tried to be in charge.

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