... Funniest Sentence Ever?. (Hat tip, Dave Lull.)
My own favorite - not least because its humor derives from its structure as a sentence - is from Max Beerbohm's Zuleika Dobson:
"Last of all leapt Mr. Trent-Garby, who, catching his foot in the ruined flower box, fell headlong, and was, I regret to say, killed."
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ReplyDelete"We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine."
— H. L. Mencken
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx
"I speak two languages: Body and English."
— Mae West
"I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't."
— Kurt Cobain
"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design; but, what's missing is the eyebrows."
— Frank Zappa
"Reach out: Torch someone."
"I don't leave home without me."