Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Iz Duh Internets Not GR8 4 R Kdz?

Symantec conducted a survey, see? It discovered that children quickly learn to get around parental controls; and, since they spend so much time online, texting, sexting, nexting, and hexting, they can no longer write properly. That may work out well, then, since there may no longer be anything remaining to read, given the dearth of newspapers and the wailings of publishers these days. Spin-Synergy in Action. (Sorry, the ol' Irony Meter just exploded: Now is the winternet of our discontent.)

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