... `They Observe Faraway Worlds'. (Hat tip, Dave Lull.)
Drink is something I know a good deal about - though I haven't had once since 1989. I believe that, if one has a problem with it, the best thing is not to intellectualize it, but simply to admit that you like to get drunk. By reducing the problem to its lowest common denominator you have a better chance at arriving at a quick and correct solution to it.