S-o-o-o . . ., asks J. Kelly Nestruck, who did say of G. Bernard Shaw, that he "writes like a Pakistani who had learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become a chartered accountant?"
(Far be it for me to wreck this day in this gorgeous sun-wonderfilled neck of the world, considering I see a dentist in my very near future . . . Ack! Gasp! OMGulp . . . I'm so excited, I hope I don't piss my petunias [on my multi-floral longjohns, natch. This is THE NEAR NORTH, after F/all].)