Jaw-dropping …

… Academic Gibberish Watch: We Have Another Winner | Power Line.

Yes, I too was sure this was a parody, but in fact the lead author is the associate dean at the University of Oregon. Do they really sit around and say, “Gee—the gender of that glacier is uncertain to me. It might be a trans-glacier, perhaps reversing course in the next cycle. I’ll have to cross-reference it with my post-colonial epistemology thesaurus.”

Clearly, the government is not the only malfunctioning institution in this country.