If you don't like wearing ties (or anything else) check out this event. You better hurry though, it's happening (real happening, man) tonight. It's a book signing. The title of the book? "Nudity and Christianity".
I don't think Jesus mentioned the subject in the Beatitudes -- "Blessed are the optionally clothed for they shall inherit the Casual Elegance Collection at Barney's" -- so it should be an enlightening evening.